I do indeed want to receive the same high quality service you are currently providing other customers. Yes, I will continue to hold, thank you for asking so nicely. A wait time of greater than seven minutes is completely manageable.
Please don’t worry. I’ll stay right here on the line.
As you experience high call volume, I am enjoying the pleasant anticipation of severing any need for future attention from your eager representatives.
I do appreciate the musical distraction you’ve generously supplied. A goat hamstrung in the soundboard of a baby grand is fine accompaniment this evening.
I have 26 days remaining on my car registration. Please, take your time. Continue reading “73. Things I Can Outlast: The Muzak”