Ten unnecessary but welcome accessories to spruce up the fall wardrobe:
- A post hole digger
- A spontaneous hug from a new acquaintance
- Blistered palms and sore shoulders
- Purple earplugs and a mid-day nap
- A condo with peeling linoleum and lots of promise
- A green silk trench coat and a bagful of gold dubloons
- A sash tied from behind by capable hands
- Enchiladas hot from the oven
- Doing da butt (all night long)
- A salt water gargle song with a good man before bed