Me: “Tell me about this picture.”
Bug: “That’s my two houses. Your house and daddy’s house.”
Me: “Are you hiding behind one of the trees?”
Bug: “No. I’m hiding in that brown and purple thing in the middle.”
Me: “What is it?”
Bug: “A little teeny tiny house. No one can come in but me, and I can do anything I want in there.”
Me: “Like what?”
Bug: “I can say ‘shut up’ all I want.”
Me: “What else do you do?”
Bug: “You know what else.”
Me: “Um. . . let’s see. You watch TV?”
Bug: “Yep. That’s what I do. I watch all I want. I watch TV all day long.”
Shannon E. Williams 
🙂 Sounds like what mine would say.